“They are not gonna let you perform naked. I already asked.”

April 19, 2009

Drop Dead Gorgeous is a hilarious movie. Let’s all watch it again tons. So that I am able to hilariously reference it on the regular.

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“I promise I never lose my Google hits, just my underwear.”

April 19, 2009

This video just propelled Lindsay Lohan from admirable to my own personal hero. Downward spiral of fun and maybe lesbianism here I come!

I wish these were mine :(

April 19, 2009

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These are the chubby kid from Stand By Me (Jerry O’Connell)’s parents!

Quote of the minute

April 19, 2009

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“Guys are like artichokes, it’s impossible to find the heart.” -Katy Perry TMIing live one night on stage to a buncha fans.

:(

April 19, 2009

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On a scale of 1 to pedophile, how creepy do you feel looking at this picture of Zac Efron and his 15 year-old brother?

Project: sorta bedazzlin’

April 19, 2009

hanneli1

Spotted on the highly-addictive Jak & Jil blog. Studded inside jean pockets! I think there is a be-dazzle type device that would allow us to do this. Let’s buy one and get crafty.

Would U?

April 19, 2009

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(Circle Y or N) Would you wear shoes that were made out of Spidermanz?

In case you don’t have the internet yet

April 19, 2009

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Sometimes-model sometimes-singer and alleged other half of Diddy’s tantric sex Twitter marathons has shaved half her head. Cassie has decided to show the world she is just edgey enough to be different, yet not crazy enough to shave her entire head. Now 1-2-3 let’s all roll our eyes at once and never speak of it again.

Quote of the minute

April 19, 2009

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“Think of my vagina like a vase.  If you’ve had sex with me it’s time to send flowers.” -Bethenny from The Real Housewives of New York who is rumored to be filling her vase up with A-rod.

I wish I thought of this

April 19, 2009

tanyad

Check out homegirl’s twist on boot wearing. She got tired of zipping them up and on and off and such. She started wrapping the top around her ankles and typing them up. Abracadabra! It’s the hottest pair of boots ever. I wish I thought of this first. I guess I will just copy her. It’s not like it’s a secret. It IS on the internet after allllllll.