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June 9, 2009


It’s “officially rumored” that A&E is pulling the plug on that Patrick Swayze show what-ever-it’s-called. That’s nice of them. I guess now he can get back to dying!

Stay classy A&E!


Me want!

May 6, 2009


Really expensive Chloe boots!

I’m so glad this picture isn’t of me

May 5, 2009



I bet Matthew McConaughey makes for a really weird dad

May 5, 2009


So Matthew McConaughey has a child now. I picture him calling him “dude” or “little man” tons.

Tyra Tyra Tyra

May 5, 2009

Before Tyra was a real life black Barbie, she played one in a MOVIE! A MOVIE with Lindsay Lohan!

In other news, I am making this song my ringtone.

Making getting clean FUN again

April 21, 2009


I am not a big fan of showering. To alleviate the judgment that comes along with admitting that and surrounding oneself with people who have heard you admit that, I started taking baths. They are a little more interactive and less serious than showers. Plus you can get selectively wet. That all-over wet thing is a huge drawback for me in regards to showering. But then. Then I realized baths are even funner in a bathing suit. Because then it’s more like swimming. Now I do that. No, I don’t really. Well, I did once. Twice. Whatever.

Let me ruin this for you

April 21, 2009


I am really into Drake. Love the mixtape. No big deal. I just literally can’t move past the whole he was in a wheel-chair on Degrassi bit. Watch this montage of photos from him ON Degrassi WHILE listening to this song. You will feel the exact same way.

Ikea vs the Holocaust Museum

April 21, 2009


Have you been to the Holocaust Museum in DC? If not let me catch you up. The place was built by expert architects to simulate the actual Holocaust experience. You come in and are handed the passport of a Holocaust victim. You are then ushered into a freight elevator and propelled to the very top. You are forced to experience the entire museum, due to the fact there are no exits until you reach the end. Upon exiting, you find out the fate of the person whose passport you have been carrying around. You are then free to exit the museum 8 hours later with a bag-full of off-color Holocaust memorabilia from the gift shop. A little depressed. If not very depressed. (But certainly with more knowledgeable with a greater understanding of this devastating time in our world’s history.)

I know what you are thinking. You are thinking that sound a lot like another place I have been to. You can’t quite put your finger on it. I know. Let me help. It’s Ikea. Ikea is a furniture (more…)

M.I.A’s baby? The new Suri Cruise?

April 21, 2009


What did M.I.A’s baby wear to Coachella? What is it gonna wear at the McCarren Pool this summer? What about CMJ? The first day at day care? I would like to begin the preemptive style-watching of M.I.A’s baby. I mean how good is that blanket he’s wrapped up in in this photo?

I know riiiiiight….

Great. DJ AM is going to show up at my house.

April 21, 2009


DJ sensation, former addict, and plane crash survivor DJ AM has signed on with MTV for his own reality show called Gone Too Far. The show has DJ AM intervening in the lives of people whom he has deemed derailed by drugs and alcohol. The DJ and sorta friend has remarked about his distaste for my partying ways on the regular.  I am going to start dead-bolting the front door. Just in case I am on his “list.” The last thing I need is an intervention. If you know what I mean.